The Pornographer of Piana
Jon Lacey sings the opening lines to The Pornographer of Vienna to the enduring tune of Daniel by Elton John. And some people had the gall to claim it couldn't be done.
Labels: Daniel Elton John
Monday, 23 July 2007
Monday, 9 July 2007
10 Facts about the Book
1) The first draft of the PoV was written in heiroglyphics
2) Duelling is legal in Belgium as long as both parties are using copies of the PoV
3) The PoV can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders
4) If you lie on your back with your legs stretched holding the PoV you will automatically float 1 metre in the air
5) Cows will give a higher yield if milked when having the PoV read to them
6) First editions of the PoV were used as a cure to leprosy in Wigan
7) Vienopornophilia is the mindless worship of the PoV
8) The PoV was picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field and is 100% organic
9) The PoV was deleted from the Bibel when Crofts mispelt the title of the book
10) When a butterfly flaps its wings in China, all copies of the PoV in Europe open at the sex scenes
*Inspired by Tom Davis.
2) Duelling is legal in Belgium as long as both parties are using copies of the PoV
3) The PoV can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders
4) If you lie on your back with your legs stretched holding the PoV you will automatically float 1 metre in the air
5) Cows will give a higher yield if milked when having the PoV read to them
6) First editions of the PoV were used as a cure to leprosy in Wigan
7) Vienopornophilia is the mindless worship of the PoV
8) The PoV was picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field and is 100% organic
9) The PoV was deleted from the Bibel when Crofts mispelt the title of the book
10) When a butterfly flaps its wings in China, all copies of the PoV in Europe open at the sex scenes
*Inspired by Tom Davis.
